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Best Foghorn Leghorn Quotes

His muscles are as soggy as a used teabag.

Love that dog … love that dog.

Put that egghead book down, boy.

Now cut that out boy, or I'll spank you where the feathers are thinnest.

Gal reminds me of a highway between Forth Worth and Dallas – no curves.

There's something' a little yeeeee about a boy that don't like baseball.

You know, there just might be a market for a bottled duck.

Looks like the boy genius is tryin' to show me up.

Boy, you cover about as much as a flapper's skirt in a high wind.

I made a funny son and you're not laughing.

Look sister is any of this filterin' through that little blue bonnet of yours.

Some days, it doesn't pay to get outta bed!

That's a joke, son! You missed it! Flew right by ya!

What's it all about boy, elucidate!

He's so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent

Now let me know when I come to something that interests you.

He's about as sharp as a bowling ball.

Nice boy but he's got more nerve than a bum tooth.

If you can't take a joke, I suggest you avoid mirrors.

I got, I say I got this boy as fidgety as a bubble dancer with a slow leak.

That dog, I say that dog is lower than a snake full of buckshot.

You'd like that, wouldn't you, boy.

Hmmm, bare, I say bare as a cooch dancers midriff.

Now what, I say what's the big idea bashin' me in the bazooka that-a-way boy!

That's a joke, I say that's a joke son.

That boy's about as sharp as a bowling ball.

Any of this getting through that little old blue bonnet of yours.

Gal reminds me of the highway between Fort Worth and Dallas – no curves.

Stop, I say stop it boy, you're doin' alot of choppin' but no chips are flyin.

I say, boy, pay attention when I'm talkin' to ya, boy.

Go, I say go away boy, you bother me.

Boy, you cover about as much as a flapper's skirt in a high wind.

That dog's as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel of oatmeal.

Kid don't quit talkin' so much he'll get his tongue sunburned.

I say, boy, pay attention when I'm talkin' to ya, boy.

Oh, that woman got a mouth like an outboard motor.

His muscles are as soggy as a used teabag.

That dog's like taxes, he just don't know when to stop

His muscles are as soggy as a used tea bag.

That's a joke, I say, that's a joke, son.

This boy's more mixed up than a feather in a whirlwind.

I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em.

Boy's gotta mouth like a cannon, always shootin' it off.

Pay attention to me boy! I'm not just talkin' to hear my head roar.

That, I say that boy's just like a tattoo, gets under your skin.

I made a funny son and you're not laughin.

That dog, I say that dog is lower than a snake full of buckshot

This boy's making more noise than a couple of skeletons throwin' a fit on a tin roof.

That's what I've been – I say, that's what I've been telling you, boy!

Pay attention to me boy! I'm not just talkin' to hear my head roar.

What in the name of Jesse James do you suppose that is?

Don't, I say don't bother me dog, can't ya see I'm thinkin

He's so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent.

That boy's about as sharp as a bowling ball.

It's sure, I say it's sure quiet around here, you could hear a caterpillar sneakin' across a moss bed in tennis shoes.

That, I say that boy's just like a tattoo, gets under your skin.

Now what, I say what's the big idea bashin' me on the noggin' with a rollin' pin!

What in the world's that hen up to now?

Funny Foghorn Leghorn Quotes

Nice boy, but he's got more nerve than a bum tooth.

I keep pitchin 'em and you keep missin' 'em.

Who's responsible for this unwarranted attack on my person?

That woman's as cold as a nudist on an iceberg.

Who's responsible for this unwarranted attack on my person?

That's the trouble with that fool dog, always shootin' his mouth off.

This boy's making more noise than a couple of skeletons throwin' a fit on a tin roof.

I say, boy, pay attention when I'm talkin' to ya, boy.

That dog is as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel of oat meal.

Hmmm, bare, I say bare as a cooch dancers midriff.

What's, I say what's the big idea wrappin' a lariat around my adams apple.

That's what I've been – I say, that's what I've been telling you, boy!

Now who's, I say who's responsible for this unwarranted attack on my person!

Speakin' of figures, I put two n' two together and come up with a four-legged smart-aleck mutt!

I say it's so hot. The hens are picking up worms with potholders.

You know there might, I say there just might be a market for bottled duck.

Oh, that woman, got a mouth like an outboard motor.

You just know I'm gonna do something about this.

Smart boy. Got a mind like a steel trap – full of mice.

Now what, I say what's the big idea bashin' me on the noggin' with a rollin' pin!

Now what, I say now what's that skinny old hen doin' upon the barn.

This is going to cause more confusion than a mouse in a burlesque show.

That kid's about as sharp as a pound of the wet liver.

Pay attention to me boy! I'm not just talkin' to hear my head roar.

Now what, I say what's the big idea bashin' me in the bazooka that-a-way boy!

This boy's making more noise than a couple of skeletons throwin' a fit on a tin roof.

That woman's as cold as a nudist on an iceberg.

Boy I say boy, you must be as happy as a Mexican in a bean factory

That boy's as strong as an ox, and just about as smart.

Gal reminds me of a highway between Forth Worth and Dallas – no curves.

That dog's like taxes, he just doesn't know when to stop.

What in the, I say what in the name of Jesse James do you suppose that is.

Hey, whatcha making there boy? Looks like soda-pop. Hyuk yuk! Watch it fizz!!

The snow, I say the snow's so deep the farmers have to jack up the cows so they can milk'em.

That, I say that dog's busier than a centipede at a toe countin' contest

Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.

You're way off, I say you're way off this time son!

Say boy, you cover about as much as a flapper's skirt in a high wind

Fortunately I keep my feathers numbered, for, for just such an emergency.

Now that's no way for a kid to be wastin' his time, readin' that long-haired gobbledygook.

Nice mannered kid, just a little on the dumb side.

Now cut that out boy, or I'll spank you where the feathers are thinnest.

What's all the whoopin' and hollerin about, boy.

That boy's as strong as an ox, and just about as smart.

That kid's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver.

Look sister is any of this filterin' through that little bluebonnet of yours.

Hey boy, what's the idea jackin' that pot up under me?  Jack?  Pot?  Ahuh, huh … jack pot, that's a joke son, don't ya get it?

There's something a little yeeeee about a boy that doesn't like baseball.

Now what, I say now what's that skinny old hen doin' up on the barn

Now I wonder what ol' busy body widow hen is up to.

It's sure, I say it's sure quiet around here, you could hear a caterpillar sneakin' across amoss bed in tennis shoes.

That, I say that dog's busier than a centipede at a toe countin' contest

What a day for trampin' through the woods … lump dum do di do doh, doo dah, doo dah.

Loves to hum Camptown Races, but only knew the words Duh dah, Duh dah

Looks like our fine feathered friend is heading into Venician territory… of Venice, Italy, that is.

What a day for trampin' through the woods … lump dum do di do do doh, doo dah, doo dah.

I got, I say I got this boy as fidgety as a bubble dancer with a slow leak.

Love that dog … love that dog.

Boy, I say, boy, your shoe laces, I say, your shoe laces are united, boy!

Hey boys, what's the idea jackin' that pot up under me?  Jack?  Pot?  Ahuh, huh … jackpot, that's a joke son, don't ya get it?

What's it all about boy, elucidate!

Now cut that out boy, or I'll spank you where the feathers are thinnest

Boy's gotta mouth like a cannon, always shootin' it off.

That's a joke son, I say, that's a joke.

Now cut that out, boy, or I'll spank you where the feathers are thinnest.

Nice boy, but he's sharp as a throw pillow.

Now that, I say that's no way for a kid to be wastin' his time, readin' that long-haired gobbledygook.

I made a funny, son and you're not laughin

Stop, I say stop it boy, you're doin' a lot of choppin' but no chips are flying.

That boy's as timid as a canary at a cat show

Foghorn Leghorn Cartoon Quotes

Look sister is any of this filterin' through that little blue bonnet of yours

He's about as sharp as a bowling ball.

Fortunately I always keep a spare in my locker

This boy's more mixed up than a feather in a whirlwind.

That woman's as cold as a nudist on an iceberg

You know there might, I say there just might be a market for bottled duck

Nice boy but he's got more nerve than a bum tooth.

That kid's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver

This is going to cause more confusion than a mouse in a burlesque show.

You're way off, I say you're way off this time son!

What's, I say what's the big idea wrappin' a lariat around my adams apple

That dog, I say that dog's strictly gibber an idiot that is.

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